We're Liberals, We Care About Our Slaves

We're liberals we care, we have empathy for you so its our duty, our calling in life, our mandate as the ruling class to protect you from your rights by regulating, legislating, or judiciously stealing away your freedom.  We care so we must regulate your lives, mandate our will upon you, direct you to embracing immorality, indoctrinate societies children, abort the unborn, and raising the cost of living in order to keep you impoverished, uneducated, unarmed, uninformed, unemployed, over taxed, on food stamps, on welfare,  and under our control.

We know whats best for you and if you don't agree with us, well then we'll just legislate our will upon you because we care.  We have empathy  and we care so its ok for us to enslave you not only to crushing national and personal debt but immorally, economical poverty, a geographical location, by race, and eventually. through force of arms, physically. Because we care, we don't want you to have to make choices for yourselves, we want you to just do as you're told like good little cared about slaves.

Now those evil conservatives, they don't care about you. They want you to stand on your own two feet, earn your own money, make your own choices, exercise your freedom of choice, and of person. Those heartless bastard believe its ok for you to earn as much money as you want and spend it however you desire. They are such lunatics that they affirm the notion that you have constitutional rights, that you are a free people and that government works for you. They teach that morality has a place in today’s world and that we are responsible for our own lives.

We liberals don't believe that you should be exposed to such radical thinking as being able to make choices for yourself. Freedom is a privilege not a right, and we liberals care about you so we know whats best for you, our slaves.